Get off, stand up

I'm no [pro], but whenever I've had sex standing up and holding my partner in the air or up against the wall, it's been mind-blowing for both of us. I suspect it taps into some of our innate gender differences: the strong man and the small woman, which in turn heightens the sexual experience. It also forces us to be in a full embrace, which furthers the emotional connection, as well as our physical one. It's physically demanding and not for all couples but for those that can, it's highly recommended.

Get off, stand up

I'm no [pro], but whenever I've had sex standing up and holding my partner in the air or up against the wall, it's been mind-blowing for both of us. I suspect it taps into some of our innate gender differences: the strong man and the small woman, which in turn heightens the sexual experience. It also forces us to be in a full embrace, which furthers the emotional connection, as well as our physical one. It's physically demanding and not for all couples but for those that can, it's highly recommended.

Sex and getting it on

I love finding new ways to get comfortable with sex and someone new. Here are some ideas on how to feel comfortable for the first time ever or just the first time with someone new. You need to feel comfortable with the person you are with. Understand the requirements that you have for each other. Know what each other expects out of the encounter. If you are doing friends with benefits know that ahead of time. If it is a boyfriend girlfriend thing know that. Do alot of foreplay. It helps get both partners ready for the experience. It helps you know each other and your partners' bodies. Know what turns your partner on sexually and what their turn offs are. That will help you connect and have a more pleasurable experience. Have a clean and fresh room. It makes for a more pleasurable experience. It helps you focus on what is going on during the encounter instead of what you should be doing. Keep the funky smells out of room. Have a candle lit dinner ahead of time if that will help with the mood. Do quite a bit of the dirty talk leading up to and during the experience. That will help with the experience. Make sure you are clean. Shower before you have the experience. Take the time to climax.

Funny names for sex

There are so many different funny names for sex. Here are some that I have found. This is only a partial list. I know you have some of your own. Please add some of your own.

Make love between the sheets

Skinning a dingo upside down

Bone

No pants dance

Knock boots

Bed boogie

Plowing Cheeks

Grease And Oil Change

Nail

Funny

Cop A Hammering

Plug Into The Meat Socket

Reach The Zenith

Bang

Give Her A Stab

Shag

Bumpin Uglys

Pork

Horizontal Hoolah

Bash The Beaver

Sex

Little dicks

Do you have one of those little dicks? I know you do. It is something that your sex partners have told you that you have. You are embarrassed to show. Yet you want to fuck someone. You have been laughed at and told you have a tiny tim. That is something you will always have to deal with. You know you are a little dicked loser. You need to come and be my little dick loser. I love making fun of little dick loser. It is something that is so much fun making fun of.

My submissive shoe caller

I love when guys give me total control in a call. He loved and worshiped everything about my shoes. He told me that he would do anything and everything when it came to my shoes. I love guys who will do that. There is always something so sweet about that. I love the control. He told me that he would give me whatever it took to make me so completely happy. I love that. He said that he would even take me shopping. That would be so nice. New shoes are always a great thing.

Popping The Cork Masturbation

With one hand, hold the base of the penis firmly in an O shaped grip. With the other hand, use a circular motion starting about 1/3 of the way down the penis. Spiral your grip towards the top, giving extra attention to the head of the penis as your palm and fingers pass over it. When you're about to orgasm, get both hands just underneath the tip and use strong circular motions to try to "pop" your cork. Let the champagne fly!!!