Funny names for sex

There are so many different funny names for sex. Here are some that I have found. This is only a partial list. I know you have some of your own. Please add some of your own.

Make love between the sheets

Skinning a dingo upside down

Bone

No pants dance

Knock boots

Bed boogie

Plowing Cheeks

Grease And Oil Change

Nail

Funny

Cop A Hammering

Plug Into The Meat Socket

Reach The Zenith

Bang

Give Her A Stab

Shag

Bumpin Uglys

Pork

Horizontal Hoolah

Bash The Beaver

Sex

Little dicks

Do you have one of those little dicks? I know you do. It is something that your sex partners have told you that you have. You are embarrassed to show. Yet you want to fuck someone. You have been laughed at and told you have a tiny tim. That is something you will always have to deal with. You know you are a little dicked loser. You need to come and be my little dick loser. I love making fun of little dick loser. It is something that is so much fun making fun of.

My submissive shoe caller

I love when guys give me total control in a call. He loved and worshiped everything about my shoes. He told me that he would do anything and everything when it came to my shoes. I love guys who will do that. There is always something so sweet about that. I love the control. He told me that he would give me whatever it took to make me so completely happy. I love that. He said that he would even take me shopping. That would be so nice. New shoes are always a great thing.

Popping The Cork Masturbation

With one hand, hold the base of the penis firmly in an O shaped grip. With the other hand, use a circular motion starting about 1/3 of the way down the penis. Spiral your grip towards the top, giving extra attention to the head of the penis as your palm and fingers pass over it. When you're about to orgasm, get both hands just underneath the tip and use strong circular motions to try to "pop" your cork. Let the champagne fly!!!

Cock humiliation

A small cock? Who wants to fuck a small cock? No girl wants to fuck a small cock. Instead it is more fun to make fun of it. This guy called me and told me that he had a small cock and wanted to watch me get fucked by a big cock. That I do not mind. I prefer a big cock over a little pencil dick any day. They satisfy me. Big dicks are able to fill my pussy up and make me feel like I am actually fucking someone instead of asking the guy if it is in yet. I put him in a really cute pink dress, pink panties, pink bra, nude nylons, and heels. I had him suck a big dick for me. That was the best part of it. There is something about having a guy suck a big dick that is so sweet and wonderful.

Humiliating a guy

I have so much fun humiliating guys. They lead themselves into it. They allow women to make fun of them for everything. He said that it has been a while since he has had sex with his girlfriend. I told him that she knows about his bad habit. That is why she is being ice queen. That I do not blame her for doing. There is something about a woman playing ice queen when she finds her man doing something that she does not want him doing. HEHEHEHE.

Incest and being cuckolded

I love to cuckold a man. It is even better when it comes from a mom. I can tell a son that he can only do what I allow him to do. He can only watch me get fucked or watch me masturbate. I can tell him exactly what to do. I am the one who is the main form of his sexual frustration and his sexual getting off. I tell him when I am getting fucked so that he can watch me get fucked by a huge cock. He loves trying to sneak up on me and watch me masturbate or get fucked. He thinks that I do not know that he is watching. I know when he is trying to get away with it. I know when he is doing it because I do it to where he can watch. There is no secret about me getting fucked.